Spotlights

Monday, November 15, 2010

A weekend of yadda yadda yadda

By Terrance Gavan - PTE Managing Editor
Okay so how does it feel to be Jason Garrett the erstwhile interim coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
You've won your NFL debut over a pretty fair team - New York Giants - and from William Rhoden in the New York Times some timely speculation about who's ultimately going to coach this team.
Is it Bill Cowher (former Steelers knock) or will it be the booth guy John Gruden.
Or, says Rhoden, it could be - and should be - former Colts' honcho Tony Dungy.
Yeah, so take the W while you can coach Garrett.
Cos apparently you don't deserve no frickin' respect.


NHL Fighting
The Sean Avery sucker punch is making the rounds.
It's absolutely amazing that we can't just remove such bitterly sad scenes from professional hocky.
As long as fighting remains a de rigueur staple of the NHL professional hockey shall remain an oxymoron.
And meanwhile Gary Bettman and the rest of the neanderthals running the board rooms are just anachronisms ... morons sans oxy.
And sans cohones.
Balls up gentlemen.
Or cowtow to the vast unwashed.
Until the NHL bans fighting - yes it's easy - it will remain the trailer trash of professional sports.
A basement rental in the towering skyscraper of the professional world sports cognoscente.

Maple leaf Sports and Entertainment
No they don't care about the fans.
They care about the money.
Bottom line is that they've hired Colangelo and BBBBBurkey and given them a mandate.
Two bright guys.
But as long as fans are happy paying penthouse price for bargain basement product the MLSE will continue to chuckle toward those vaults on Bay Street.
Pull out those paper bags and start wearin' 'em to soccer, basketball and Leafs' games my peeps.


YOUTUBE THIS WEEK


Very funny set of ads out of Boston and the Bruins. This one is pretty funny, but they're all worth a glimmy glance on YouTube. GAV gives 4 of 5 pucks.


Don't you dare leave the Baahhstahn Gahdens early. Games not over till the fat bear zings. Oh no you don't - beat the traffic!! Do bears shit in the woods? No they poop all over you.















Holy Beautiful Rant!


Crazy as batship clip of the week as Florida Atlantic color commentator Dave Lamont unleashes umbrage - to an unabridged and unlikely full-blown apoplectic shitstorm. Listen especially near the end where he spews all over the other guys in the press box. And challenges them to a fight. No cheering in the press box? C'mon ya'Pussies.







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