Boston legal comes to Cleveland
First! We do away with the lawyers -- That's Shakespeare yáll!
By terrance Gavan
Deadspin dug these gems from the vault.
The first is a letter from a law firm in Cleveland asking for refund for loathsome team.
The second is the Cleveland Browns reply.
Which is priceless and kinda'charming.
And here's the succinct reply!
A whack through the wonky noodle of an inveterate sports junky. Just a guy who loves sports and feels blessed to be able to write and blog on the daily meanders.
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Crazy as Batshit - nothing more need be said!
Wrestling Confronts The "Finger Up The Ass" Menace
A perfectly legal move has landed a high school wrestler in court, charged with a sex crime. What exactly constitutes the feared but misunderstood "butt drag?"
In theory, it involves grabbing an opponent's behind to gain leverage when in a ground position. In practice, it often involves a finger or two slipping into the anus.
It's in the news because a California wrestler has been charged with sexual battery after using the move on a teammate during practice. (Three years ago, another wrestler was charged with rape after doing it to six opponents. He was convicted and sentenced to probation.)
The controversy has led to a number of matter-of-fact quotes that are giggle-inducing, like one coach who says the "checking the oil" part of the move isn't encouraged.
To think I'd ever instruct my guys to get on the mat and practice sticking their fingers in their teammates' rear end, it's stupid and ridiculous," longtime Fresno State wrestling coach Dennis DeLiddo said. "A butt drag isn't sticking your finger up a guy's [rectum]. That'd be illegal. That'd be counterproductive."
Then there's the executive director of the National Wrestling Coaches Association, who clarifies "it is never acceptable to insert fingers into the opponent's anus (regardless of duration)."
It's quite the dark, brown cloud hanging over wrestling. They've really got to knuckle down and come up with a solution before the competitors take matters into their own hands. Fisting joke.
Fresno court case alarms wrestling community [Fresno Bee]
[h/t Art]
[h/t Art]
Send an email to Barry Petchesky, the author of this post, atbarryp@deadspin.com.
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- High School Wrestler Preston Hill Put His Fingers Up The Butt Of A Teammate. Legitimate Move Or Assault? (queerty.com)
- 'Butt drag' wrestler faces sex assault charge (abclocal.go.com)
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- High School Wrestler Charged With Sex Crime After Using The Butt Drag On Teen (dreamindemon.com)
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Crazy as Batshit post of the day
Crazy as batshit color commentator
Dave Lamont unleashes umbrage - to an unabridged and unlikely full-blown apoplectic shitstorm. Listen especially near the end where he spews all over the other guys in the press box.
And challenges them to a fight.
No cheering in the press box? C'mon ya'Pussies.
Hilarious
Lovely just freaking lovely
Dave Lamont unleashes umbrage - to an unabridged and unlikely full-blown apoplectic shitstorm. Listen especially near the end where he spews all over the other guys in the press box.
And challenges them to a fight.
No cheering in the press box? C'mon ya'Pussies.
Hilarious
Lovely just freaking lovely
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