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Showing posts with label deadspin editor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deadspin editor. Show all posts

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Lovely Rebuke of a pretentious Law Firm

Boston legal comes to Cleveland
First! We do away with the lawyers -- That's Shakespeare yáll!
By terrance Gavan
Deadspin dug these gems from the vault.
The first is a letter from a law firm in Cleveland asking for refund for loathsome team.
The second is the Cleveland Browns reply.
Which is priceless and kinda'charming.



And here's the succinct reply!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Crazy as Batshit - nothing more need be said!


Wrestling Confronts The "Finger Up The Ass" Menace

Wrestling Confronts The "Finger Up The Ass" Menace

 A perfectly legal move has landed a high school wrestler in court, charged with a sex crime. What exactly constitutes the feared but misunderstood "butt drag?"
In theory, it involves grabbing an opponent's behind to gain leverage when in a ground position. In practice, it often involves a finger or two slipping into the anus.
It's in the news because a California wrestler has been charged with sexual battery after using the move on a teammate during practice. (Three years ago, another wrestler was charged with rape after doing it to six opponents. He was convicted and sentenced to probation.)
The controversy has led to a number of matter-of-fact quotes that are giggle-inducing, like one coach who says the "checking the oil" part of the move isn't encouraged.
To think I'd ever instruct my guys to get on the mat and practice sticking their fingers in their teammates' rear end, it's stupid and ridiculous," longtime Fresno State wrestling coach Dennis DeLiddo said. "A butt drag isn't sticking your finger up a guy's [rectum]. That'd be illegal. That'd be counterproductive."
Then there's the executive director of the National Wrestling Coaches Association, who clarifies "it is never acceptable to insert fingers into the opponent's anus (regardless of duration)."
It's quite the dark, brown cloud hanging over wrestling. They've really got to knuckle down and come up with a solution before the competitors take matters into their own hands. Fisting joke.
Send an email to Barry Petchesky, the author of this post, atbarryp@deadspin.com.
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Crazy as Batshit post of the day

Crazy as batshit color commentator 
Dave Lamont unleashes umbrage - to an unabridged and unlikely full-blown apoplectic shitstorm. Listen especially near the end where he spews all over the other guys in the press box.
 And challenges them to a fight.
 No cheering in the press box? C'mon ya'Pussies.
Hilarious




Lovely just freaking lovely