Hard Knocks - Sexy Rexy Ryan NY Jets coach - likes his snacks

Posted by PTE Editor - terrance gavan

Sexy Rexy Ryan, New York Jets voluble and adjectively challenged wordsmith delights us all with some random selections from his voluminous vocabulary.

Rex-bomb is being roundly criticized by many virgin-eared purveyors of morality. 

To wit: many pundits and superfluous sports hacks who could add a dimension to their own boring screeds with a few sexy Rexy verbs, adverbs, adjectives and descriptors. 

It's a word people.

 Let. It. Go.

The You Tube Video below is called Sexy Rexy's snack speech.

By the way ... Rex Ryan is not the only NFL coach partaking so heartily in flowery f-bomb laced prose.

Thus while the pundits and Saint Tony Dungy (Former Colts coach turned press boot evangelist) will decry Ryan's penchant for dotting his prose with the prosaic, you will find little in the way of negative comments delivered by other working coaches.

I occasionally intersperse my loquacity with a descriptor.

I am unequivocally behind freedom of speech, assembly and the rest of that rambling staccato  B(ULL)S(hit) burst;  and above all I support the innate and entrenched rite to use the language and every word extant in the language.

And sometimes I have been accused (guilty - effin guilty) of using the eff-bomb as a verb, adverb, adjective and pronoun -WTF?

What can I say?

Well I could try to spin this for a cheap joke and use Carlin's seven words in a semi-comatose rant, but I prefer to just apologize for any past, present and future merry musing and manic misdemeanors.

Sometimes it's the best word for the job.

And speaking of best words for his own job let's leave this with another enchanting soliloquy from our very own hapless Hamlet.

Take it away Sexy Rexy Ryan - do it to us one more time

We can't get enough of a man like you. 

It's short - It's sweet - It's lucid

It's five seconds of pure poetry.

I defy anyone to argue with the terse directness of the prose.

Shakespeare?

Yes! 

"Anon, anon sir!"

Sexy Rexy Ryan is Falstaff y'all.

As I have said ad infinitum ad nauseum.

Chill will - these are words.

If you prefer to kvetch.

Here's some food to chew on.

Derry

One day in Ireland

Scarred ... and torn by war

I passed a single flower

Beside a barred-up door

The windows - metal shuttered - glint grey in Derry sun

and little children pass

in rows

and

one

by

one.

Seamus O'Bradaigh - Derry - during the Troubles

make war on war my good people.

We do that not with arms

but with words

don't fear the words

go out and use them

terrance gavan

peace out y'all

Love - your faithful scribe - Gav