Hi-Res photocopier Bombers and feces at the Fraser Arms!

Kirks Feces Fraser Arms! Yes this is in poor taste but it's
hard to find anything else of relevance.
It hearkens us back to a famous pic of mushrooms
back in the Manitoba Days!

By John Sinclair - PTE Special Investigations
10:28 (3rd quarter) - the woman two rows down has agreed to email me a 1024x768 photocopy of her bottom from Premier Greg Selinger's office copier tomorrow if I can procure her a colour scan of any reasonable likeness of ANY Bomber scrotum.
I met a guy before the game at Hooter's who gave me his SMS and he said I could have a Troy Westwood original exposure if I bought him 24 naked wings. I was broke, so I offered him a 7 year-old photo of my friend Kirk's feces on the toilet seat at the Fraser Arms in Vancouver - which he accepted in lieu of the wings as long as I promised him Kirk's cel number and a 6-pack of petroleum jelly.
Anyways, the deal is done and I feel that I've once again lived up to my role model.
BC 25 - Bombers 11
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John Sinclair john.sinclair@yahoo.com